Let’s be real here: it is April 1st. And that means that you can’t trust a Goddamned thing that you read on this, or any other, Internet.
Just today I have seen stories that Reddit can hijack your webcam and allow you to scroll around by making hipster head nods. I have seen Google claim that you could take pictures of anything from a new kitten to a homegrown snuff film and have Pokemon appear in the photo. And in the comics realm, I have seen Brian Michael Bendis claim that Marvel and DC had buried their more than decade long agreement to disagree on crossover comics to bring back the much remembered and less-much loved Amalgam line of comics.
Bottom line: any words written on any Website between now and midnight tonight should be disregarded as bullshit. So in the interest of proving that we do not have mischief or shenanigans as a motive, we’re just gonna dispense with the words and go straight to whatever genre video we can present without looking like hamfisted amateur comedians.
So in that interest, here is the latest teaser for the upcoming Terminator reboot. It’s just a quick minute or so, and there’s a possibility that it’s just fan service (although the opening credits indicate it’s probably legit), but either way: you can check it out after the jump.
…yeah, I feel filthy. But in my defense, I have been drinking.
However, in penance for that wretched and cheap prank, here is an honest-to-God trailer of the TV spot for X-Men: Days of Future Past. This one is no bullshit.
Again, I apologize. I promise we will return to above-board cock jokes tomorrow morning.
(X-Men trailer via Bleeding Cool)