“Fear Is the Mind Killer” And Other Truths

Rob swears he will put up that Robocop: To Live And Die In Detroit review soon. I know he’s read it because it’s in the bathroom, although that might also be where he figures its contents belong. All I know is Parker The Kitten tried to carve his name into our leather couch last night, possibly in reaction to yesterday’s Wolverine Cat post. So, Rob is going to be preoccupied for much of this day using various leather products to buff that masterwork out. Therefore, I’m going to step in for the moment to share this video, via Topless Robot:

How’s your geek cred holding up? Were you able to identify where each of those very self-evident geek truths came from? Check your answers, after the jump.

I have one, non geek related truth to add: if you choose not to declaw your cat, you are doing him a kindness; however, he will destroy your furniture. It’s not a question of if, but rather a question of when. However, it occurs to me that this is a direct result of having forgotten my towel. Draping a towel over the couch very likely would have saved the leather…as would draping the towel over the cat…in his crate… Always remember your towel.