Weapon X: Meet Wolverine Cat

So here at the Crisis On Infinite Midlives Home Office in Boston, we are dealing with our third snowstorm in the past seven days. This means that we are trapped in here with nothing but a case of beer, a variety of processed food products, and our Walking Dead Blu-Rays to bone back up for the continuing back half of the fourth season.

Oh yeah: we also have a cat. Parker the Kitten has no idea that the reason we are home with him all the time is that we are also trapped like animals and starved for human contact. All he knows is that he has a prey drive that makes him want to kill, and we are the ones who drive the stuffed mouse that allows him to satisfy that drive enough to sit with us on the couch without trying to remove our eyes.

Which means two things: we are busy being run ragged by this little guy to the point it is hard to write and publish anything substantial (although after all my disparaging remarks about the new version of Robocop the other day, I promise to put up my review of Boom Studios Robocop: To Live and Die In Detroit tomorrow)… and this cat video really cut close to home.

It is the origin of “Wolverine Cat.” And it hits close to home because, since Parker has been all wound up, he has gone on a rampage that will require me place an order for a new Transformer tablet to replace the one (and the completely separate keyboard dock) that Parker has utterly destroyed in the past 24 hours.

(via Bleeding Cool)