Brain Bleach: Spider-Man Takes On Batman And Robin In A MMA Match. Seriously.

SpideyMMASo, apparently there is a mixed martial arts league in the United Kingdom that formed last summer to search for the “UK’s Hardest Man”. Per MixedMartialArts.com :

The event is a single-elimination tournament held over a period of some weeks, with modified MMA rules:
•No weight division.
•Contest is held on a 12×12 mat, with no ring or cage enclosure.
•1st round is ten minutes duration.
•There is a one minute time limit on the ground.
•Standing guillotines are prohibited.
•6 oz amateur MMA gloves are worn.
•Winner of the tournament gets £3000 (aprox US $4,500)

The bouts will be held at Southampton, England’s Exile Gym, a respected MMA facility.

Which is all well and good, but the most recent fight the league uploaded to its Facebook page is Spider-Man…taking on Batman and Robin. Yes, sounds like a very serious competition indeed.

Check it out, after the jump.

No, no. Allow me.
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Oh, and…
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and, also…
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Now, if you’ll excuse me, Rob and I are going to go get drunk and have a debate about who would win if this fight actually happened for real. My money, for the record, would be on Batman because, fuck you it’s fucking BATMAN, that’s why.

Via Robot 6.