Last night the Crisis On Infinite Midlives Home Office Staff convened for the broadcast of the Doctor Who 50th anniversary special. I would like to say that a lot of tequila was involved with the construction of these tweets, but there wasn’t. Sierra Nevada and a fair amount of Sauvignon Blanc were the main perpetrators. The rest was inspired by circumstance. And, possibly tequila happenstance. Enjoy.
Ed. Note – No, Rob. You really don’t. -Amanda #biggerontheinsideferChrissakes #hotdogsntunnels
Ed. Note. – Nope. -Future Amanda
Ed. Note – Still true. – Future Amanda
Ed. Note – Two words, Doctor: Temporal Pre-Nup. That is all. – Future Amanda
Ed. Note – Doctor, allow me to read this letter. *ahem* Your time travel had led to choices that are not healthy. I love you and want to support you but when you use your blue box to fuck off into the wilds of the greater Milky Way on what seems like a whim, when you and I already had a standing appointment, I feel neglected. It makes me want to drink. More. It makes me want to drink more. Your fault.
Ok, fine. I was going to drink that whiskey anyway, but I still think it’s your fault. You’ll have to actually show up to prove me different. Good luck with that.
-Future Amanda
Time is all we’re asking for…you can never surrender-eh-ah-ah-ah-ah…
Thanks for following along. We look forward to the official unveiling of Peter Capaldi later this season. In the meantime, watch this space for our continued drunken coverage of all things geek. For example, here is a video of Peter Davison, Sylvester McCoy, and Colin Baker describing their attempts to be involved in the 50th anniversary. See, we care about you gentle viewer. Even if you don’t believe me when I tell you that Tom Motherfucking Baker is ALL THE GODDAMN DOCTOR YOU WILL EVER NEED.