Batman Year One: So Good Your Bladder Will Spasm

With all the controversy about the greater Batman reboot storyline going on after this week’s release of Catwoman, and all the cries of “sexist!” and “misogynist!” and “Draw more panels of Bat Doinking or I can’t come!”, you might be longing for a simpler time when a Batman reboot included about 90 percent fewer twitching boners.

Not to worry: Warner Home Video has you covered with a clip from the upcoming Batman: Year One DVD that you can check out after the jump:

EDITOR’S NOTE: A lot of sites have disabled embedding on this clip, so if it goes dead, you can check it out here.

There. Isn’t that better? An exciting scene from an earlier reboot of Batman’s where you’re in no way forced to contemplate, picture or envision Batman’s penis!

Wait – what’s that, Kevin Smith?

 Thanks, Kevin! And it’s purely by coincidence that I point out that the term “Widening Gyre” could easily mean giant asshole.

(Widening Gyre panels via Topless Robot)