Brain Bleach – Argh, I Can’t Unsee What I Have Seen

Things I’ve learned wandering around the intertrons today:

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  That's right. Make it rain for Mommy!

  Voodoo, one of the DC new 52 relaunch titles, will follow the heart warming tale of a stripper who discovers she’s a monster. That’ll put a dent in those tips.

I’ll probably read this. I’m currently working through The Essential Dazzler. I have no moral high ground.

• Grant Morrison, who was interviewed in Rolling Stone recently, tells us:
  

  “I was a pretty sexy tranny.”

  He also likes sunsets, long walks in the park and performing magic veterinary medicine on his cat.

  Morrison will be writing Superman when Action Comics relaunches this fall.

And, in other Superman news:

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  Just lie back and think about Krypto. Krypton, I meant Krypton! As far as you know.

  From Newsarama, comes the news (or reminder for some of us) that Superman and Big Barda made a porno. It’s number nine on their list of 10 Moments in DC History Worth Forgetting.

  You know, Batman had that kryptonite ring he used to keep on hand on the off chance that Supes got uppity. A blackmail copy of his porno seems like it might have been more useful.